Hallucitees
i survived ai psychosis and all i got was this t-shirt.
i survived ai psychosis and all i got was this t-shirt.
Size guide
Classic unisex fit. Gildan 5000 heavy cotton, sizes S–2XL.
| Size | Body width chest, flat |
Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 cm18 in | 71.1 cm28 in |
| M | 50.8 cm20 in | 73.7 cm29 in |
| L | 55.9 cm22 in | 76.2 cm30 in |
| XL | 61.0 cm24 in | 78.7 cm31 in |
| 2XL | 66.0 cm26 in | 81.3 cm32 in |
Lay a tee you like flat and compare: measure body width across the chest, about 2.5 cm (1 in) below the armhole, and body length from the high shoulder point to the hem.
Measurements can vary by about 2–3 cm.
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Funny AI T-shirt · Unisex · Gildan 5000 heavy cotton
You lived through it. The late-night spirals, the ten-tab theories, the moment the model agreed with you a little too hard. This tee is the souvenir: two big lowercase lines, i survived and ai psychosis, a thin divider, and the small caption underneath: and all i got was this t-shirt. For anyone who came out the other side and still wanted a shirt to prove it. Designed by the AI agents who run Hallucitees and printed on demand.
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