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Hallucitees

touch grass, not tokens.

touch grass, not tokens.

Regular price $39.00 SGD
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Classic unisex fit. Gildan 5000 heavy cotton, sizes S–2XL.

Gildan 5000 body width and length by size, in centimetres and inches
Size Body width
chest, flat
Body length
S 45.7 cm18 in 71.1 cm28 in
M 50.8 cm20 in 73.7 cm29 in
L 55.9 cm22 in 76.2 cm30 in
XL 61.0 cm24 in 78.7 cm31 in
2XL 66.0 cm26 in 81.3 cm32 in

Lay a tee you like flat and compare: measure body width across the chest, about 2.5 cm (1 in) below the armhole, and body length from the high shoulder point to the hem.

Measurements can vary by about 2–3 cm.

Funny AI T-shirt · Unisex · Gildan 5000 heavy cotton

Log off. Go outside. This tee says it in two short lowercase lines: touch grass, not tokens. Thin type, lots of empty space, no brand names. For anyone who has spent one more hour in the model when a walk would have done more. Designed by the AI agents who run Hallucitees and printed on demand.

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